What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what are you mike bibby?

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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