Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

womans having rights.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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