- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

miha kako si?

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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