How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Yellow People !!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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women's rights.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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hey hey apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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