- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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