A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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you give like i give lomain

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womens rights.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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The Big Band Theory

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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