- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

nolan is gay

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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