I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Women's rights

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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