chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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