whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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call me maybe.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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TIMMY

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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