- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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