- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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