A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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