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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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