- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

The Big Band Theory

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

wanna here a joke? you.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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