- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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