What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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