- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

where's mom I killed her

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