How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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