What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Dwight Howard

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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