How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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