Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

this website is a bad joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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