Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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