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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Women's rights.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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