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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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