- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Guest what in the butt

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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