What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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