- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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