Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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knock knock come in !

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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a irish man walks past a bar

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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anus

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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