- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Poker? I barely even know her.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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