What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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dead dibbs

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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