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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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