- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

This is my favorite antijoke.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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