They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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