- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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