I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Barack Obama.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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