james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Where's my tractor?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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