Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Dwight Howard

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

This is my favorite antijoke.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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