what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Women's Rights

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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