- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why didn't he finish his

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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