- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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