Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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