- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How old is victor? Half past dead

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

pretty soon we'll all be dead

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Oh, right

women's rights

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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