Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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I went to work today....

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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