- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

so today i took a poop. hehe

an emo girl walked into a white room

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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