Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Justin Bieber.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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