Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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