Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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No antijoke here.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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