Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

i committed murder

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Homo say what?

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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