- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

I went to work today....

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

i like men but im not gay

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