- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

The Qur'an

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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