A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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