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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

My jeans

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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