What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Small Penis.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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