What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Women's Rights

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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