Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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eoin burgin is fat

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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