A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Women's rights.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Poker? I barely even know her.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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