What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Death by kayak

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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