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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Where's my tractor?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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