- Anti Joke

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!