- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

An Asian with a big dick.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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