Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Dwight Howard

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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