Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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