A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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