- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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