What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Where's my tractor?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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