Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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