- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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