- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

The Labour Party.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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