Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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