Wanna hear a joke? no

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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I Have a Black Friend

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

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