Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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star wars kid

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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