- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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