Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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