What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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The Qur'an

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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