- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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