- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Chlamydia

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

The global news

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Diarrhea

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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