What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

whats worse than gill? nothing

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Hail Hitler

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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