- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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