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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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