Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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