A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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were you expecting a joke

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Worms don't like apples.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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cory is gay

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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hello

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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