- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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