- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

were you expecting a joke

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Worms don't like apples.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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