I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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