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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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