- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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