What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

A whole 'nother.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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