- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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