Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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