how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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