what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

I went to work today....

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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