- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A young baby died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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