what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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