- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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