Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I was watching Fox news.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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