SUCK MY NUTS

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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