A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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